Hey guys.
Fancy seeing you here.
You know, after I sorta vanished for a while.
Yeah.
*cough*

I'm sorta-back-but-not-quite-maybe-I-dunno.

Rejoice.

Directions:
1) Answer all the questions
2) Tag five people at the end. (no tag-backs)

Pshaw. I am a rebel. To hell with your tagging nonsense, mystery person! D:<

1.Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?

I've never dated anyone up to this point, so I couldn't say.

2. Your best friend is pregnant. What is your reaction?

"Well...fuck."

3. When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?

Can't remember. I haven't had any violent urges as of late.

4. What is the last thing you spent money on?

A ticket to the movie theater.

5. Do you think you gained weight or lost weight this past month?

I've plateaued. 107-110ish lbs, give or take. Nothing's really changed.

6. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?

Crunchy, preferably. However with my braces, I'd have to eat them really slowly by putting one or two into my mouth, sucking on them a bit so that my saliva makes them softer, and then chewing. It kinda ruins the eating experience that way. *sighs*

7. The first person on your friends list just called you a bitch. What is your reaction?

Laugh.

8. Congratulations! You just had a son, what's his name?

Shit, when did that happen?!
Besides, I think I'd have to see him for myself to do something like that.

9. Congratulations! You just had a daughter, what's her name?

WHERE IS ALL THIS SEMEN COMING FROM?! Is there a phantom wang haunting me or something?!

10. What are you craving right now?

Dinner.

11. What was the last thing you cried about?

I cry about almost anything, you'll have to be more specific as to what kind of tears we're talking about here.

12. When you buy something and the change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?

Keep it. What's two pennies when the guy has the money for what I bought anyways?

13. What color is your tissue box?

Gray. =_=

14. Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?

Yes. And yes.
The only way I can dust my fan is if I stand on my bed and dust it myself, and I don't much feel like doing that atm.

15. What is the last voice mail you received about?

Dunno, I don't check voicemail. I don't have a cell, besides.

16. Have you ever blocked someone in Myspace before?

What is this space of My of which you speak?

17. Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?

I couldn't say.

18. Do you wear a name tag at work?

I don't work. Unless being a full-time leach counts.

19. What kind of car do you drive?

Oh gawd no.

20. What do you order when you go to Taco Bell?

I don't eat Taco Bell. Besides, the crunchy bits would get caught in my teeth.

21. Have you ever had a garage sale?

Yes.

22. What color is your iPod?

I don't have an iPod, you bastard. I have some other, lesser known brand of MP3 player. And its black.

24. Are you happy right now?

Sure, why not?

25. Who came over last?

My older sister when she visited from college.

26. Do you drink beer?

Ew. No. I've seen what alcohol does to a person, and I hate it.

27. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?

No, Anne just spent a lot of her time teasing me until I cried. We love each other like that.

28. What is your favorite key on your key chain?

I only have one, and that's my house keys. So, by default, they are.

29. What was the last movie you watched at home?

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
I liked it a lot, and I'm currently waiting on the first book of the trilogy from my local library.

30. What is in your pocket?

My house key and pocket lint.

31. Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife?

I don't officially have one at the moment. But maybe sometime in the future I will.

32. Where do you hurt?

I'm not in pain right now, thankyouverymuch.

33. Has someone ever made you a build a bear?

No, but I've made one for myself during a field trip long ago. His name was Mr. Nudist and he had no clothes. I was a very unimaginative child. I think I still have him somewhere...

34. What's something fun you did today?

I had lunch with my friend CJ, and sat with my other friend Terrill during a mind-bogglingly boring AP meeting.

35. What is your favorite Aisle at Wal-mart?

Whichever one has the gift cards. >8D

36. When is your birthday?

July 18th. Don't feel bad that you didn't get me anything, you know. Its not like it matters to me.

37. Is there anything hanging from your rear-view mirror?

I do not have a car, dearie.

38. How many states in the US have you been to?

Seven, I think. Or eight. I forget.

39. What kind of milk do you drink?

Milk. I don't know what its specific fat content is, and I don't much feel like getting up and finding out.

40. What are you going to do after this?

Work on something I'm writing, play zOMG, flirt with mah CJ online like the little loser I am (not your CJ, Dani.)

41. Who was the last person you went shopping with?

My mother.

42. What is something you need to go shopping for?

Some school supplies like a composition notebook and a textbook cover...plus I've got some spare cash, so I'd like to buy a gcash card for funsies. (Damn you, Gaia, and your wonderful, wonderful EIs.)

43. Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?

Not that I know of.

46. Is someone in love with you?

I couldn't say. If someone is, they haven't made it known to me.

47. What color is your couch?

Reddish brownish gray. Its really old and somewhat ugly looking.

48. What famous person do you look like?

Hell if I know.

49. Does someone like you right now?

Perhaps.

50. Favorite pop-tart flavor?

Anything with chocolate/caramel is fine with me.

51. Do you know anyone in jail/prison?

Nope.

52. What are your plans for the weekend?

Possibly have a sleepover with CJ; finish my new chapter study guide for AP class.

53. Do you like the color green?

Its alright, I guess. I prefer blue.

54. Who was the last person to send you an instant message?

Seddy, like, ages and ages ago.

55. Last restaurant you went to?

Some country buffet, I don't remember the name.

56. How many hours did you sleep for last night?

6-7ish. I can't say exactly when I fell asleep.

57. Do you swear at your parents?

Only very rarely. Its usually relevant to the topic we're discussing, though.

58. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

Perhaps.

59. Have you ever changed you clothes while in a vehicle?

Sure, loads of times.

60. What is your ringtone?

I don't have a cell phone, you dick.
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So, hey gaiz. I'm like, not dead and everything. =A=

So, got braces today.
They hurt. Quite a lot. I feel like my teeth are going to drop out.
Plus there's a wire poking into the very back of my mouth that hurts like a motherfucker and probably has ripped a fairly decent hole into the skin on my cheek.
Yes, I have wax for that kind of thing, but unfortunately this wire is at the very back of my mouth, and your mouth has to be dry when you apply the wax or it won't stick. Or something like that.
So in retaliation I've been dabbing benzocaine on the sore area and keeping my mouth firmly closed in the hopes that some miracle will happen and it'll fix itself. Or not.

On a slightly higher note, I just got a call from my orthodontist, and he mistook me for my mother on the phone. I had to pretend I was my mother for fear of embarrassing myself.
Funny enough, I don't think she and I sound a lot alike, yet everyone mistakes us on the phone. Hmm.

I think I'll go eat more pudding...

Tomorrow.
The orthodontist says I might have them off in about a year or so.
In case you're wondering, yes this did come out of the blue.
Fuck.

-AND DON'T TRY TO TELL ME BRACES AREN'T THAT BAD, YA HEAR?! EITHER WAY I'M GOING TO HAVE METAL IN MY MOUTH FOR SEVERAL MONTHS/THE REST OF MY LIFE IF YOU COUNT THE RETAINER, SO RAAAAHHHHGGGHHHH. D8< RAEG.

I'm praying that I'll still be able to play flute afterwards.
It probably won't be as bad as I'm making it out to be, hell, at least now I have an excuse for my shitty flute playing _{(especially since I haven't been practicing that much krhrrmmmpphhlll...)}

Yep.
I'm officially fifteen now.
Unfortunately I'm still going to be the youngest kid in my classes come next fall. Such is life.