NOT HAVING A PERSONALITY DOES NOT MAKE YOU SPECIALGuess who's reading Twilight?
Seriously, though. Being completely void of a personality or even the slightest fragment of common sense doesn't make you special. Neither does smelling good, falling down and tripping over everything...or being a special, unique little snowflake.
You know why Edward can't read Bella's thoughts?
Because she's retarded, that's why.
Yes, her mind doesn't work like everyone else's. My god, that's for fucking sure.
For someone who's supposedly this golden child of booksmarts, the girl has no coherent streams of consciousness, ever.
And you'd think that someone who was that cripplingly clumsy would, I dunno, try and STOP IT BEFORE IT HAPPENS?
Its not cute to fall down a flight of stairs and then say, "Oh, I knew that was going to happen because I'm soooo clumsy, teehee!"
Edward's a whole other story, but I think most of his personality disorders are because he's secretly gay and doesn't want to come out of the closet yet. Except that whole abusive boyfriend thing. Maybe he subconsciously despises Bella like the people reading the book. Urgh.
Alright, I'm done.
Yes, I know I'm awfully late to be complaining. Hush.
Rant
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So, as I already outlined in the Epidemic’s journal, the club is going to have a Miss/Mister Virus 2009 contest, and you are invited to take part in it!
The contest will be divided in two main branches, one for males and one for females. There will be various levels, such as the Fashion Parade (that for first selections), the Casual Dress Contest, the Swim-Suit Contest, the Evening Dress Contest.
And most importantly, your contestant must explain us what he/she is gonna do if victory is meant to be their! Because the prize is a first place in Thomas Hall of Fame as a beauty star!
If you wish to take part into the contest, send a reply to this note with your entry in which you show us your virus in his usual suit, specifying which category you want it in (Male or Females) and why do they participate. After the first selections, remaining contestants will be divided in couples that will have to “fight” to get the next level of the competition. Each one shall send a deviation (drawing, splash page, comic, whatever you wish) illustrating how they pwn their opponent by the end of a pre-established limit of time. If the contestant won’t post his piece within 24h the deadline, they’ll be considered out of the contest. Also, who wishes to withdraw from it, please send the club a note.
Now, we all know a single judge for a whole crowd of fame-starved of chicks/dudes wouldn’t be able to judge fairly, and it would be also a shitload of work for a single poor girl, right? So, if you wish to help the undersigned in forming a fair and just jury for this contest, be welcome! (Five judges at top, one per contest, so first to come, first to get). The judgement will be expressed by sending a note to the club in which the judge will vote their favorite picture, and the contestant getting the majority of preferences will pass onto the next round. The vote shall remain secret unless a judge decides to make it public.
For everyone else, remember that ONLY pictures are allowed, no literature works. For the rest, you have free hand
And remember: HAVE FUN!
P.S. Sorry about posting this on your page, but the note system thought I was spamming and forbidden me to send this to you
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~the-epidemic
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"Isn't it funny how, in art, it's alright for a woman to show her wiggle-jiggles, but wrong for a man to show his dingle-dangle?" -my older sister while browsing DA.
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